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Gay Things Mello Does

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Miriam: Hi I'm Miriam and this is the"Gay Things That Mello Does When No One's Looking Special"and with me today is Matt and he is going to assist me.

Matt: Please no applause..........and no cameras.

Miriam:........Don't get slapped Matt.

Matt: Sorry.

Miriam: Now we are going to tell you some gay things that Mello does when no one's looking....hence the name.

Matt: Now everytime you see this....................XD..............................someone's going to come in here and tell us something gay about Mello got it,good.

Miriam: Hey Matt.

Matt: What Miriam?

Miriam: Why don't you tell us a story about Mello.

Matt: I'd love to.So one time me and Mello were driving to Disney World and I stopped at Starbucks to get some coffee and all of a sudden Mello starts laughing in his sleep.

Miriam: Did he tell you what he was dreaming about?

Matt: I was too scared to ask.

Miriam: Interesting.
.....................................XD..............................

Miriam: Oh look it's Near. Hi Near.

Near: Hi Miriam.

Miriam: So tell us something gay you've seen Mello do.

Near: Well sometimes Mello calls me and asks me if he can borrow my action figures.

Miriam: Well I'll be darned.

Near: And sometimes he calls me....just to talk.I mean how gay could that be.

Matt: On a scale of 1 to 10 that would be an 8 on my gaydar.

Near: What's a gaydar?

.........................................XD..................................

Matt: Well look who it is.It's L;how's it been.

L: It's been swell.

Matt: Dude...that rhyms.

Miriam: Okay L tell us something gay.

L: I remmeber when Mello was a little boy.I don't think he thinks he's a boy but when all the boys were playing outside he stayed inside and baked chocolate chip cookies and they were good.

Miriam: You don't say.

L: I do say.

Miriam: Nooooooo

L: Yeesssssssss.

Matt: You know what he does every Thursday night.

Miriam: What's that Matt.

Matt: Instead of going bowling with me he goes and make pottery with Deidara.

L: *gasp*

Mello: What are you guys doing?

Matt: Nothing.(*looks around the room*)

Miriam: Well that's all the time we have for today until next time.
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Mello: Hey I wanna be in the fanfic too.

Matt: Well it's over.Good night everybody.I luv you long time.
Haha.This is great.My tenth fanfiction is done and I hope you love it. Enjoy .XD:giggle::giggle: :blowkiss::blowkiss:

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Iceflower10's avatar
omg Mello-kun and Deidara-kun would be best friends XD